“Listening in on this first date at a bar in LA makes me think that as much as I love this place... I just couldn’t. Topic #1: workout routines. Day-by-day accounts. #2: food. He went to a doctor that did a test that indicated he had an exceptionally high tolerance to gluten.”
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“A note slid under my door. Clear dissatisfaction with my decision to have LaCroix instead of soda in the department fridge. Is there a revolution afoot? Honestly I’d be happy to give up the position. I might even buy you a coke if you decide to take over as chair.”