Was hungover when I had to teach my 9:30 class today. Showed up a few minutes late and there are only 10 students out of 50 there. Don't say a word to anyone and pull out my DVD if Passenger 57 and get the tech stuff ready to show them the movie. I dim the lights, sit down at a desk, and hear a student say "are we ever actually going to learn anything in this class and not just watch s/h/i/t/t/y movies?" Flipped him the bird and put my head down. Movie starts and I hear some bags zip up. Don't think much of it. Look up after 25 minutes and see no students are left in class.
Real disrespectful bro. Gonna give everyone in this class an F for a final grade. Haven't actually given any exams so if the Dean asks about me failing everyone I can just say they never showed up to class and missed all of the exams and that's why everyone got an F.