Wake up 8:30-9am
Pray to signed poster of Jimmy Carter until 9:30
Hate-tweet until 10
Leave for office in Prius, though he could take public transit
Shout at unwoke junior faculty during 11-12 dept meeting
More hatetweeting from noon-1
Prep new lecture 1-1:30
Give new lecture 1:30- 3. Yell at students for falling asleep and publicly shame them on Twitter
Add several positive comments to his ratemyprofessors profile from various IPs. This could take hours.
Reject a couple of split-decision manuscripts until bedtime.
A few more hatetweets from the phone as he drifts off to sleep