Time to publish my 12th article with 10 authors from a secondary data set about the link between low self control, not using Axe body spray after gym class, and delinquency!
Look at me I'm a criminologist! I have a room temperature IQ!
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Are you upset because you're a sociologist who does a bunch of navel-gazing self-referential Foucaultian, proto-marxist cry-baby analysis of imaginary social problems and can't get published or paid attention to and are stuck in a dead-end 4/4 teaching load at bi-directional State University in bum-f@&K Idaho?
Playa, I'd be mad too if I was you. But instead, Imma chill with my fat salary, bounty of endless CJ majors, and access to all the journals that publish anything on deviance and crime. And Imma do it wearing my Gucci sunglasses and deep-di@kin' yomamma from beeeeeeehind while you watch and cry in the corner of the bedroom.
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And my paper with 9 co authors investigating the link between self control, refusal to take a dump at a public toilet, and deviant behavior was just accepted for publication at Deviant Behavior.
I want to investigate the relationship between urinating on a public toilet seat and delinquency and publish my results in Deviant Behavior. IS it bc low self control or are they learning from their peers?
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This fight between sociologists and criminologists on who has the higher IQ is like a knowledge-bowl competition in the special Olympics.
Oh boy an economist. Guess what dude? While you just have a "job market paper" as an ABD, I had eight published papers with a rotating cast of eight authors in journals like Deviant Behavior and the Journal of Criminal Justice.
I publish more in a year than you'll have papers by the time you go up for tenure. Ever heard of Alex Piquero? Everyone says I'm going to be the next him.
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This must be an economist. They call it the dismal science for a reason. All your female majors look like the guy who sells fish at the Chinese market or Barbara Bush. The most complex statistical methodologies to answer the most inane questions. Everything boils down to treating people like one celled organisms and stealing ideas from psychology.
This fight between sociologists and criminologists on who has the higher IQ is like a knowledge-bowl competition in the special Olympics.
Oh boy an economist. Guess what dude? While you just have a "job market paper" as an ABD, I had eight published papers with a rotating cast of eight authors in journals like Deviant Behavior and the Journal of Criminal Justice.
I publish more in a year than you'll have papers by the time you go up for tenure. Ever heard of Alex Piquero? Everyone says I'm going to be the next him. -
Substitute “crime” for just about any other bleeding heart DV and it’s a perfect sociology article: poverty, transgender attitudes, Latino suicide, toxic masculinity, etc.
I liked both of those posts.
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Sociologists hating on Criminologists is very funny because it exposes how pathetic their lives are. Half of them hate criminology and want it burned to the ground, the other half secretly long to be in a CJ department but know they can't because they realized too late that if you are a sociologist not studying deviance or crime, you're stuck teaching a 5/5 load at Bi-Directional University, Arkansas.
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This is true. They have no idea what how great it is to have easy funding, tons of resources and data, and an loADS of 3.0+ IF journals that take less than 2 months to de/cis/ion. While it may be ha/r/d/er to get tenure in a soc department, it sure is nice not having to pretend that teaching matters so that some shri/ek/ing "scholar a/ct/ivis/t" down the hall who can't play the game doesn't try to cancel you.
Signed,
Sociologist in a CJ department
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This is true. They have no idea what how great it is to have easy funding, tons of resources and data, and an loADS of 3.0+ IF journals that take less than 2 months to de/cis/ion. While it may be ha/r/d/er to get tenure in a soc department, it sure is nice not having to pretend that teaching matters so that some shri/ek/ing "scholar a/ct/ivis/t" down the hall who can't play the game doesn't try to cancel you.
Signed,
Sociologist in a CJ department