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19. Can throw a football two whole yards.
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20. Works out on the elliptical machine.
21. Michael Cera is his gym spotter
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Adopted the motto ‘“any man with two hand has a fighting chance” after his body role model
23. Facebook posts about #relationshipgoals
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24. Gets pumped listening to his “family affair” on his mp3 player
25. Did 4 sets, 10 reps of curls with two cans of mushroom soup this morning. The two cans of mushroom soup are his lunch and dinner today.
26. Stats for Stephen if he were a video game character in a RPG:
HP: 1/1, MP: 1/1, STR: 1, VIT: 1, INT: 1, AGI: 2, DEX: 1.
Skills: Flee, Flail.
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27. Faces off and tries to lead with a capoeira kick he learned at the ymca—and promptly falls backwards on his as .
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28. Maxes out bicep curls using a single piece of spaghetti
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29. Jams to Matisyahu while submitting tourist visa applications
30. Passed out 30 minutes ago listening to Matisyahu while drinking Ovaltine and Sambuca.
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I like matisyahu man
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31. presses the automatic door lock button when he drives into certain parts of town.
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goals 1: troon out then stalk ex and everyone she ever talked to. goals 2: ? goals 3: profit.
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32. was moved to tears by the film, "The Room"
33. M-o-$-h-e-s to Kidz Bop. But usually not the entire song as he doesn't have the lung capacity for that.
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34. In 2015 he purchased a Marge Simpson replica wig to try and trick people into thinking he was actually 5'9". However, nobody believed him and he stopped wearing it after 4 days.
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35. Can't figure out how to start a lawnmower and is also not strong enough to move the pull start.
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M IT CH MI LL E R is responsible for stalking J F because she busted his fraud ring and is taking him down