1. Punches with this thumb wrapped beneath his other fingers, in a hammer fist motion that begins below the apex of his head.
2. Uses a Bowflex unironically to build muscle mass.
3. Believes that Tae Bo is a legitimate martial arts form and practices diligently.
4. Does not have the stamina to take a 35 min bike ride to Nelson Mandela park.
5. Does not have the courage to walk 5 min to Beatrix park.