"Avoid Dr. Unk AT ALL COSTS!!!!! You won't learn a single thing, nothing is graded, and he thinks all college students are melvins, whatever that means."
"One time I went to Dr. Unk's office hours. He was passed out and taking an open mouth nap. There were a number of empty Steel Reserve cans on his desk and he was blasting the Deftones. I don't know how he slept through it."
"I didn't learn a single thing about sociological theory but I sure can tell you a lot about s/hi/t/t/y movies from 1993."
"Dr. Unk canceled class three times because his mother's house burned down. Two of those times he made this claim I saw him during the regularly scheduled class behind the 7/11 drinking alcohol out of a paper bag and eating bagel dogs."
"He threw a can of beer at the back of my brother's head at graduation last year."
"It was a regular occur/rence for Dr. Unk to show up hungover and turn on a movie without uttering a word. One time while showing House Party 2 he woke up from his hungover nap, puked all over the floor, and went right back to sleep. How does this man still employed at M0$hington State?"
"I thought Dr. Unk was cool because he showed funny movies and he offered to smoke me out with my own stash. That was cool. Then he sold me a bag of oregano that he claimed was good smoke for $60."