Excuse #1: I won’t know how to find you because I don’t know what you look like.
Response #1: I’ll be the 6’3” swole dude in the black “I <3 sociology” t-shirt listening to Ice Cube and Dr. Dre on my boombox in this specific location in the park. You can’t miss me.
Excuse #2: Yeah well I’m not biking 30 minutes to fight you, that’s too far and you’ll have an advantage because I’ll be tired.
Response #2: Okay, we’ll move the fight so that it’s at a park that’s a five minute walk from your home. You won’t be tired at all now.
Excuse #3: You’re banned from entering the Schengen area so you aren’t going to be there.
Response #3: If that’s true than you have even more of a reason to show up. You take a timestamped photo and video and you win the fight by default.
What will excuse #4 be?